Ask me anything  

Just a sixteen-year-old without a license


leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via superdelusionalfangirl)

— 3 days ago with 181147 notes

willtwerkforchickennuggets:

thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

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(via orgasm)

— 3 days ago with 242118 notes

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy, via superdelusionalfangirl)

— 3 days ago with 706683 notes

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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(via forward)

— 3 days ago with 203135 notes

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

(Source: mywordsaremyarmor)

— 3 days ago with 79323 notes

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

(Source: saintkitten, via gnarly)

— 3 days ago with 440079 notes

officialnorthamerica:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

(Source: celsisus, via kanyuckwest)

— 3 days ago with 25451 notes

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

(Source: blueyesxavier, via dontdeservetoknow)

— 3 days ago with 273560 notes

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via forward)

— 3 days ago with 439205 notes

gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

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(Source: tereziredglare, via orgasm)

— 3 days ago with 283512 notes

greetings:

me trying to flirt with a nerd

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(via forward)

— 3 days ago with 38378 notes