Ask me anything  

Just a sixteen-year-old without a license


lindsaylohoean:

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

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(via orgasm)

— 6 hours ago with 152721 notes

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via dontdeservetoknow)

— 7 hours ago with 145903 notes

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

(via coluring)

— 7 hours ago with 213228 notes

i swear i get uglier everyday

(Source: mammamoon, via thestormalwayscalms)

— 7 hours ago with 318551 notes

mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

(Source: crybaybe, via sheeriosnandos)

— 7 hours ago with 21771 notes

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via phobias)

— 11 hours ago with 42755 notes

angry-beibers:

youcoulddobetterthanme:

fuck-you-im-australian:

nointerrruption:

bagmilk:

yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button

WHAT HAPPENS

congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr

WHAT IS THE THING?

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there you have it kids

(Source: heteroh, via superdelusionalfangirl)

— 11 hours ago with 139567 notes

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via superdelusionalfangirl)

— 11 hours ago with 30824 notes

luckyjak:

Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I never leave.

(via gnarly)

— 11 hours ago with 362071 notes

baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

(via holyviners)

— 13 hours ago with 61554 notes

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via jerkidiot)

— 13 hours ago with 149618 notes

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(via holyviners)

— 13 hours ago with 342538 notes

Introverts

featherended:

aspieartistjourdan:

Being a introvert is like being Robert Downey Jr. in your head

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and Castiel in real life

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how did you manage to sum it up so easily

(Source: nonadventuresofanintrovert, via brainbowunicorn)

— 14 hours ago with 272003 notes